Oooo, fun, fun, Joxie.

The Batter Suite:

A poignant musical epsisode with gut wrenching songs such as,

Xena's little Gabby loves bad nut, bad nut
Xena's little Gabby loves bad nutbread.

Oh yes, Joxie, you are!

A Food Day:

In this episode, Caesar Salad and PomPie vie for a stronghold in Grease. A great battle ensues, cooked up by Xena and a small army of short-order soldiers. Caesar’s men, armed with fruits and veggies, fight PomPie’s soldiers, armed with pastries and baked goods. Xena, Gabby and the short-orders are sandwiched in the middle. Incoming tomatoes! Duck! Boston Crème! Splat! Oh the carmelage! The hero of the village takes a lemon meringue to the chest. In the end – flambé. Xena tells a disheartened Gabby, “When it’s all over, you’ve got to step back and say, ‘It was a good day of food fighting.”

And the lasagna continues in:

Motherfood.

In the mother of all food fights, Xena, armed and hammered with the baking powder to kill the gods, takes them all on in a final throw down, while Gabby and Eve lay stricken with salmonella poisoning. Will Gabby and Eve perishable? Are Aphrodite and Ares spareribbed? Or are their gooses cooked? Find out in this overdone episode of Xena: Culinary Princess

Norm Abrams guest stars as a thief who steals the golden statue of MinWax, (younger brother of Pax), hides it away in his Yankee Work Shop, and shows us how to painstakingly strip, sand, and refinish it. Xena and Gabrielle then try to outbid each other for it at a furniture auction in:

Varnishing Act